Insert interesting heading here.

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

whorville:

*proofreads my sexts*

teamfreepizza:

I really don’t understand how people can hate gay people and call them “disgusting” I mean really,

They’re

SO

FUCKING

CUTE

HOW 

CAN

YOU

CALL

THAT

Disgusting? 

did you just slip destiel into a post about actual gay couples and no one’s said anything about it yet what

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside