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troyeisnotontyler:

I’m really glad youtubers are also reacting to this

mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

"

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.

God, what a Mary Sue.

I just described Batman.

"

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.

(via carnivaloftherandom)

exyi:

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

suppity
u said this once

(Source: lifeafterbeths)

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

pizzaotter:


jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm)

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blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)